tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1593358805415544056.post3973903965649035967..comments2023-07-12T03:49:56.593-07:00Comments on CombatWords!: Combatwords, September 2, 2011: YesKhakjaan Wessingtonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05501187261486087495noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1593358805415544056.post-89725392668722463422011-09-03T21:07:58.601-07:002011-09-03T21:07:58.601-07:00Mom died the night before. A guy from the nursing ...Mom died the night before. A guy from the nursing home called to tell me. I called the mortuary that morning. "We were wondering when we'd hear from you," the man said, as if I'd taken too much time. I had to justify myself: "They called me last night. I woke up and showered and called you as soon as I could." I suppose I can understand his position: He had a body in Onyx Supersonicshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16906677842480253216noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1593358805415544056.post-86805292102141478142011-09-02T21:25:15.218-07:002011-09-02T21:25:15.218-07:00When my alarm clock rang at six this morning, I wo...When my alarm clock rang at six this morning, I wondered if it would still work if it fell thirty feet, so I threw it out my window. I needed to be ready for a meeting by eight, but I wanted to sleep, so I slept. My sleep was interrupted by my phone, so I shut it off. I slept until noon.<br /><br />When I got out of my bed, I considered all the men who have sex right after they wake up and then Khakjaan Wessingtonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05501187261486087495noreply@blogger.com